Galavant (TV Series)

About Last Knight (2016)

Timothy Omundson: King Richard

Quotes 

• King Richard : I smell backstory, and I love backstory!

• King Richard : [on meeting Galavant's dad]  You have a lot of children. Your wife must be so sore.

• King Richard : How could things have gone so bad so quickly? The stupid bats ate all our food, we all got the same cold, worst of all...

  Galavant : PLEASE don't say it again!

  King Richard : We had to eat that family of Hobbits.

  Galavant : Well, we wouldn't have had to if you'd let us eat your stupid iguana.

  King Richard : Tad Cooper is a *dragon* and we are not eating a dragon!

  Galavant : He's a lizard... a very sumptuous, meaty lizard...

• [reading a sign] 

  King Richard : Entering the property of Sir Arnold Galavant. Huh. Is he any relation of yours?

  Galavant : Uhhhh, nope... Maybe. Okay, fine. Yes, he's my dad! Look, I knew he lived around here somewhere, I just don't wanna see him.

  Roberta : You knew? We ate Hobbits!

• King Richard : It's useless! How could things have gone so bad so quickly. Those stupid bats ate all our food, we all got the same cold. Worst of all...

  Galavant : Please don't say it again!

  King Richard : We had to eat that family of hobbits.

• Galavant : [headed to Galavant's father's house]  We're here. Now, look, are you sure you wouldn't rather face starvation? I would.

  King Richard : You know, I do not understand it. My father died when I was just a boy. I would do anything to see him again. So hungry...

  Roberta : Yeah.

  Galavant : Well, your dad probably wasn't a serial philanderer who was never around and left your mum.

  Roberta : That is so sad!

  King Richard : Not as sad as having a dead dad, right? I mean, my story's sadder.

  Galavant : And just wait until he finds out I'm on a quest for love. Ha! He's going make such fun of it.

  Roberta : Well, if he criticizes you over dinner, I'm fine with that. Especially if dinner is steak.

  King Richard : Here, here!