Galavant (TV Series)

About Last Knight (2016)

Luke Youngblood: Sid

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• Sid : If you hand me over, they'll kill me! Do you really want my death on your conscience for six lousy gold pieces? What could you even buy with that?

  Valencian Peasant 1 : A farm!

  Valencian Peasant 3 : I could get a new wife! I *hate* the old one!

  Valencian Peasant 1 : I'm changing mine. I want a new wife too!

• [singing, leading an army of gradually-dwindling peasants] 

  Sid : We will march and we'll fight for the cause of good and right, though the odds of us surviving are ridiculously slight! And we'll stand proud and tall 'til they come to kill us all, then we'll beg and plead and soil ourselves as one-by-one we fall! Some they'll slash, some they'll hack, some they'll bludgeon blue-and-black, some they'll gut from top-to-bottom, some they'll mangle front-to-back! And we'll all realize as they're gouging out our eyes that tomorrow we'll regret it but today we rise!

• Sid : If you're in Valencia, be careful. The king and queen are crazy, war-minded monsters.

  Chester Wormwood : Crazy, war-minded monsters? What a wonderful coincidence.

• Sid : Dammit, why do musicals always get me so worked up?

• [singing, leading an army of quickly-dwindling peasants] 

  Sid : And our corpses will rot on the plain, leaving only a gross bloody stain! Then the world, it will see - as will all of history - we had truth on our side but we still died in vain! And the brave, lucky few who will somehow make it through, scarred for life and missing limbs and needing help to pee and poo, they can stand 'neath these skies begging change from passerbys! Is it hopeless? Yep, you said it! We might as well forget it! Tomorrow we'll regret it but today we rise! Oh my God, will we regret it but today we rise!

• [Sid bumps into Barry and Wormwood in The Forest of Coincidence] 

  Sid : I'm trying to put as much distance as I can between myself and an insane king and queen.

  Barry : Oh, believe me, we get that! We've just been kicked out by Princess Isabella.

  Sid : Princess Isabella? She's one of the people I'm looking for!

  Chester Wormwood : Really? How incredible!

  Sid : I'm desperate to find her and her true love, Galavant.

  Chester Wormwood : What are you talking about? Galavant told her he wished she would die... in a fart, if I remember correctly.

  Sid : Galavant never makes fart jokes! No, there must be a misunderstanding. I have to find him right away, but how?

  [a serf mysteriously appears behind Wormwood] 

  Serf : Excuse me, did you say Galavant? Oh, I hear he's staying at his father's place just a five day's walk away from here.