Galavant (TV Series)

About Last Knight (2016)

Clare Foster: Roberta

Quotes 

• Roberta : Richard, look, I'm sorry we had to eat Hobbits. And I'm sorry we'll soon have to eat your iguana...

  [Richard clears his throat] 

  Roberta : Dragon. But we don't have a choice, we're starving.

• [reading a sign] 

  King Richard : Entering the property of Sir Arnold Galavant. Huh. Is he any relation of yours?

  Galavant : Uhhhh, nope... Maybe. Okay, fine. Yes, he's my dad! Look, I knew he lived around here somewhere, I just don't wanna see him.

  Roberta : You knew? We ate Hobbits!

• Galavant : [headed to Galavant's father's house]  We're here. Now, look, are you sure you wouldn't rather face starvation? I would.

  King Richard : You know, I do not understand it. My father died when I was just a boy. I would do anything to see him again. So hungry...

  Roberta : Yeah.

  Galavant : Well, your dad probably wasn't a serial philanderer who was never around and left your mum.

  Roberta : That is so sad!

  King Richard : Not as sad as having a dead dad, right? I mean, my story's sadder.

  Galavant : And just wait until he finds out I'm on a quest for love. Ha! He's going make such fun of it.

  Roberta : Well, if he criticizes you over dinner, I'm fine with that. Especially if dinner is steak.

  King Richard : Here, here!

• Roberta : Galavant, I'm starting to worry that Richard won't be ready when the real battle comes.

  Galavant : Careful, Roberta. You're starting to sound like someone who cares for the guy.

  Roberta : In love with him? Me? What! I'm not in love with him... at all.