Galavant (TV Series)

About Last Knight (2016)

Mallory Jansen: Queen Madalena

Quotes 

• Gareth : [examining his birthday gifts]  This is a bit fancy.

  Madalena : It's a crystal nut bowl.

  Gareth : Yeah, they'll never fit.

  Madalena : No, for dinner parties.

• [Gareth and Madalena are trying to start a bar brawl] 

  Gareth : Oy! You got a problem?

  Bar Patron 1 : Uh, none at all, uh, Your Highness.

  Madalena : Well, you should. King Gareth just called your mother a two-bit hussy!

  Bar Patron 1 : Oh, uh, right you are, my king! My mother is a hussy. In fact, she's the biggest hussy in the land.

  Old Lady : Indeed I am, your grace!

• Madalena : As you all know, this is the first birthday party I've thrown for Gareth since he became king. If you ruin the surprise, I'll cut your tongue out with a dull knife... Thanks for your hard working, I cherish you, one and all.

• Gareth : It's just that all this hoity toity king stuff, it's just not me.

  Madalena : Oh... okay. So, what is you, Gareth? I mean, if you could get anything for your birthday, what would it be?

  Gareth : A scar!

• Madalena : I'm taking you to the sleaziest tavern in Valencia to get you a new birthday scar.

• Madalena : I'm sorry your birthday has been such a bust. I really tried to get someone to hit you.

  Gareth : It's alright. It's just nice to know you cared.

• Madalena : I do have one last birthday surprise that unexpectedly arrived. I think you're going to love it.

  [Chester Wormwood enters] 

  Madalena : How would you like an unprovoked war with the kingdom of Hortensia?

  Gareth : Best birthday present ever.

  [Madalena and Wormwood menacing laugh] 

  Wormwood : Tick-tock.