- Garo Kassabian: I know you have another fight in you, Alvey. I can smell it in your loins.
- Alvey Kulina: Get out of here. I have to take a shower.
- Garo Kassabian: You have to take a shower? Can I wash your hair? Please? Please.
- Alvey Kulina: You're so gay.
- Garo Kassabian: I'm not gay! I'm just fluid!
- Garo Kassabian: I want to do a legends fight.
- Alvey Kulina: Legends. You want me to do a legends? Two old guys fuckin' slappin' each other around for three rounds; that's a legends fight. No fuckin' thank you, no thank you.
- Garo Kassabian: I don't think you're that old.
- Alvey Kulina: I ain't young.