Rick and Morty (TV Series)

The Ricklantis Mixup (2017)

Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith, Evil Morty, Additional Voices

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Quotes 

• Evil Morty : This seems like a good time for a drink and a cold calculated speech with sinister overtones, a speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power. But speeches are for campaigning. Now is the time for action.

• Dancer Morty : You look like you need a good time. One dance for ten. Two for 25.

  Cop Rick Sanchez : No, thank you, and bad math.

• Evil Morty : The division I see is between the Ricks and Mortys that like the Citadel divided and the rest of us. I see it everywhere I go. I see it in our schools, where they teach Mortys that we're all the same because they're threatened by what makes us unique. I see it in our streets, where they give guns to Mortys, so we are too busy fighting each other to fight real injustice. I see it in our factories, where Ricks work for a fraction of their bosses salary even though they are identical and have the same IQ. The Citadel's problem isn't homeless Mortys or outraged Ricks. The Citadel's problem is the Ricks and Mortys feeding on the Citadel's death. But I've got a message for them from the Ricks and Mortys keeping it alive, a message from the Ricks and Mortys that believe in this Citadel and the Ricks and Mortys that don't: you're outnumbered!

• Simple Rick Sanchez : [Mumbling while unconscious, plugged into a Matrix-esque exploitation machine]  Daddy loves you. You're Daddies' good girl.

  Assembly-Line Rick Sanchez : [Angrily, Indignantly]  Your life is a lie, man. All your lives are lives! Don't you get it? They told we were special because we were Rick's, but they stripped us of everything that made us unique!

  Cop Rick Sanchez : [On megaphone, persuasively]  We know how you feel. We're working stiff Rick's just like you, but our assembly line is justice. What are your demands?

  Assembly-Line Rick Sanchez : I want a portal gun, unregistered, untraceable, and with enough fluid to get me off this god damn prison!

  Cop Rick Sanchez #2 : The media's outside.

  Cop Rick Sanchez : Well keep them there!

  Rick Sanchez 716-C : [Outside, reporting on camera]  Anyway, so, yeah, the suspect says the Citadel is a lie, built on lies, and some other shit. I say, appreciate the life you have, because it could always be worse. Back to you Ricks.

  Rick Sanchez 716 : Thank you Rick 716-C.

  [to Rick 716-B] 

  Rick Sanchez 716 : That fucking guy.

  Rick Sanchez 716-B : Tell me about it.

• Rick Sanchez C-137 : Haha, yeah! Atlantis baby!

  Morty Smith C-137 : That was amazing.

  Rick Sanchez C-137 : You got some of that mermaid puss.

  Morty Smith C-137 : I'm really hoping it isn't a one off thing and I can see her again. By the way, hey um, still not curious about what might have happened at that crazy citadel place

  Rick Sanchez C-137 : Not at all, Morty. That place will not have any bearings over our lives ever again, unlike that mermaid puss. Yeah! We're going back for seconds! We're gonna do that shit every week man! That was Atlantis.

  Morty Smith C-137 : [while Rick talks]  Yeah! Yeah! Oh shit!

• Rick Sanchez C-137 : Alright Morty, ready to go on our adventure to the lost city of Atlantis?

  Morty Smith C-137 : Ready as I'll ever be Rick!

  Rick Sanchez C-137 : [a portal opens behind Rick and Morty C-137, as another pair of Rick and Morty walk through]  Aw, for fuck's sake.

  Rick Sanchez K-22 : [Cheerily]  Hello. I'm Rick K-22, and this is my Morty. We're going from reality to reality asking Ricks to contribute to the Citadel of Ricks redevelopment fund.

  Rick Sanchez C-137 : What are you, stupid? We're done with the Citadel of Ricks. I was never on board with it in the first place. That's why I murdered everyone in charge and left it to rot.

  Rick Sanchez K-22 : [Shocked, looking through clipboard]  Oh, that was you.

  Morty Smith C-137 : They tried to murder him first.

  Morty Smith K-22 : Aw, jeez. Well, you'll be happy to know, the council's gone now.

  Morty Smith C-137 : Yeah, he knows. He murdered them.

  Rick Sanchez K-22 : [Cringes]  You wanna reign in your Morty?

  Rick Sanchez C-137 : Everyday.

  Morty Smith K-22 : The Citadel of Ricks redevelopment fund. Donate...

  Rick Sanchez K-22 : Morty, he's not gonna

  [burps] 

  Rick Sanchez K-22 : donate, you're pitching the Policeman's ball to a black teenager here.

  [Opens a portal] 

  Rick Sanchez K-22 : Let's go.

  Rick Sanchez C-137 : [Indignant]  You don't have to be a dick.

  Rick Sanchez K-22 : I think you know that's not true.

  Morty Smith C-137 : Jeez. I didn't know there were still Ricks and Mortys living on the Citadel. I wonder what their daily lives are like.

  Rick Sanchez C-137 : Well you can keep wondering that as we go on a fresh, self-contained adventure to the lost city of Atlantis. Anyone continuing to explore the Citadel is either stupid or one of the unfortunate millions held hostage by their terrible ideas.