- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Cheryl?
- Chet Kaminski: Cheryl?
- Cheryl: Ash? Is that you? I'm scared.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Yeah... It's me, Cheryl. How'd you get here, sis?
- Cheryl: I don't know. I-I don't understand any of this. Where's dad?
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Um... Dad's not here right now.
- Cheryl: Well, you look different. What happend to you?
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Pancakes?
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Chet? Chet Kaminski?
- Chet Kaminski: Yep!
- Cheryl: You're all grown up!
- Chet Kaminski: Oh. Well, uh, you look pretty good too.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Hate to rain on anybody's parade, but Cheryl, you're not supposed to be here. You died after you got branch-banged by a demon tree about 30 years ago.
- Cheryl: I died?
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Yeah, it was pretty horrific. You don't remember any of that?
- Cheryl: Seems like the kind of thing somebody would remember. Oh wait. Wait, I-I think... oh... oh, it's all coming back to me now.
- [her eyes turn white]
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Sorry sis, playtime's over.
- Cheryl: Fine! Then I'm going to make like a tree, and fuck you!
- [attacks Ash]
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Whoa!
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Let's get on thing straight, yo-yos. I kill demons, not people. Unless those people are demons, who look like people. And then I kill people, but they're not really people, they're demons. You understand? In a minute, I'll prove it.
- Kelly Maxwell: We are eating a giant shit sandwich right now. Are you good down here for a minute, while I try to unfuck the situation?
- Linda B. Emery: I got it. Go.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: And that, Elk Grove, it's how you take care of business. Well, Cheryl, it's been fun catching up. Sorry I got to kill you. Again.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: What the hell were you doing in that room?
- Chet Kaminski: Dude, there's huge mob out there waiting for you! I came to warn you!
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: What were you doing in Cheryl's room, with her stuff?
- Chet Kaminski: Oh! Wait! Is that Cheryl's room?
- Chet Kaminski: Ah!
- Cheryl: Just you and me now, Chet.
- [makes the radio play a caset]
- Cheryl: I missed you, baby! Oh... my baby's got a boo-boo.
- Chet Kaminski: Nah, I don't have a boo-boo.
- Cheryl: Oh, gee.
- [licks Chet's wound]
- Chet Kaminski: This doesn't feel half as good as it used to.
- [Cheryl bites his neck]
- Chet Kaminski: Ahh!
- Cheryl: What else you got for me, big boy?
- Chet Kaminski: Noth... I don't have anything.
- Cheryl: Oohh!
- [opens Chet's pants]
- Chet Kaminski: What, there's nothing there!
- Chet Kaminski: Take it easy! I-I never touched her, I swear. I would never betray you like that.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Okey, fine. Just stay here, I'll deal with Cheryl.
- Chet Kaminski: Cool, um, I'll just, uh, wait in your room.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Don't! Don't go in there, it's not safe. You stay here, and do a bunch of nothing.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Okay, we cannot let this crowd in here, to screw up whatever Ruby's doing to Pablo.
- Kelly Maxwell: I got an idea.
- [fires gun at the crowd]
- Kelly Maxwell: You want Ash? Well you fuckwads better know how to walk through lead! Okay, so, I fired a gun at a crowd of civilians.
- Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams: Yeah, that's like a felony.