- Diane Nguyen: Maybe there's someone on her phone we can call.
- BoJack Horseman: Diane, kids these days don't call. They communicate via a combination of text messages, eye-rolls, and dick pics.
- Princess Carolyn: [Answers phone] Mr. Peanutbutter! My favorite weekday client. Why are you calling me on the weekend?
- Mr. Peanutbutter: I need your help. I've done something bad. Very bad.
- Princess Carolyn: Put the corpse on ice. I'm on my way.
- Mr. Peanutbutter: What? No, it's not... why would I? Listen, I was sniffing around where I didn't belong, and I got skunked.
- Princess Carolyn: What?
- Mr. Peanutbutter: You gotta help us!
- Princess Carolyn: Us?
- Mr. Peanutbutter: Yeah, Todd's here too.
- Todd Chavez: I'm skunked Princess Caroline, skunked real bad.
- Mr. Peanutbutter: Yeah yeah, we got real bad skunked. Super skunked! Hardcore.
- Todd Chavez: Yeah, hardcore skunked.
- Skinny Gina: Once your body gets too banged-up they don't want you no more. Thar she blows, then thar she goes.
- BoJack Horseman: The Academy does not look kindly on murder. Rape, they don't seem to have a problem with.