- Chippy: Well, Dave, some of your arteries have more fur than an Eskimo fur clothes shop, but diet and exercise can fix all that. I can also monitor your improvement by giving you daily updates of when you're likely to die. Would you like to know that, Dave?
- Rimmer: Ah, yes please, man.
- [in Lister's voice]
- Chippy: You'll be sixty-three, Dave.
- Lister: Rimmer, I don't want to know that!