Toast of London (TV Series)
Man of Sex (2015)
Matt Berry: Steven Toast
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Quotes
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Ray Purchase : Stand and deliver, coachman! Hand me that musket or I'll blow your brains out! Very well, coachman. You were warned. Now prepare to meet thy maker.
Steven Toast : Bang!
Ray Purchase : Lord Woolford, I'll give you 3 seconds to open the carriage door, or I'll smash the glass.
Steven Toast : Sma-
[Ray stops him and gives him a 3-second signal]
Steven Toast : Smash!
Ray Purchase : I warned you, Lord Woolford!
Steven Toast : Whack!
Danny Bear : That's great, Ray.
Ray Purchase : Thanks, Danny.
Steven Toast : Why am I doing sound effects?
Danny Bear : Just following the client's instructions.
Ray Purchase : Here we go, one minute into the job and Toast starts complaining.
[laughs]
Ray Purchase : You've got a script. Quit your bellyaching and be professional!
Steven Toast : F*** off! It's just me saying the words!
Clem Fandango : Hey Steven, I'm Clem Fandango.
Steven Toast : I know who you are. It's just me saying the words. Why?
Danny Bear : Well, in the script, it's indicated at various places, so for instance...
[grabs script]
Danny Bear : ... during the robbery, we need the sound of a bang.
Steven Toast : Well then, use the sound of a real gunshot, not just me saying, "bang!" And later on here, it says, "honk!"
Danny Bear : The sound of a horn, yeah.
Steven Toast : Well, "honk" doesn't sound like a horn, it just sounds like a fella going, "honk!"
Danny Bear : Might have something to help you there.
[gives Toast a horn]
Ray Purchase : Good call, Danny.
Danny Bear : Thanks.
[fist bumps Ray]
Ray Purchase : Cheers.
Clem Fandango : Alright Steven, in your own time.
Steven Toast : In *your* own time!
[honks horn in front of microphone]
Danny Bear : That's great, Steven.
[Toast honks horn]
Danny Bear : Keep going.
[Toast honks horn more times at the same time Ray gives him signals to]
Danny Bear : [Danny and Clem laugh at Toast]