Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
That Text Was Not Meant for Josh! (2016)
Donna Lynne Champlin: Paula Proctor
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Paula Proctor : Well, what happened was she was working hard at a New York job making dough but it made her blue. One day she was crying a lot, and so she decided to move to West Covina, California. Brand new pals, new career. It happens to be where Josh lives and that's exactly why she's here.
Scott Proctor : She's a crazy ex-girlfriend.
Paula Proctor : What? No, she's not.
Scott Proctor : She's a crazy ex-girlfriend.
Paula Proctor : That's a sexist term, Scott.
Scott Proctor : She's a crazy ex-girlfriend.
Paula Proctor : Okay, just stop talking for a second.
Scott Proctor : She's so broken inside.
Paula Proctor : The situation is a lot more nuanced than that.
Scott Proctor : C-R-A-Z-Y.
Paula Proctor : I know how to spell, Scott.
Scott Proctor : She's a crazy ex-girlfriend.
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Paula Proctor : Look, Scott and I understand each other, and that's enough. So I don't wanna rock the boat. You know, we rock the boat and then we just - we'll flip the whole thing.
Father Brah : Paula, if you don't deal with your unhappiness, problems only grow. At that point, forget about flippin' the boat, you're putting a hole right in the boat! That's classic self-sabotage... Scott, Paula, be the boat, not the hole. Nobody's likes a hole.
