"Mom" Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side (TV Episode 2016) - Beth Hall as Wendy Harris

Christy : Welcome to the Interstate 5 Mile Marker 23 chapter meeting of Alcoholics Anonymous. Hi, I'm Christy.

Bonnie , Wendy , Jill : Hi Christy.

Christy : I know that we like to joke about the things we got away with back in the day when we were drinking... and drugging, and maybe it's funny because *we* got away with it, but Jodi didn't.
Bonnie : There's a product in Canada, pure, uncut, we can buy it for pennies on the dollar and make a fortune off it.

Christy : Our friend just died from an overdose and you want to go to Canada to smuggle drugs?

Bonnie : I'm not talking about drugs, I'm talking maple syrup.

Jill : Is that a street name for something?

Bonnie : No, it's maple syrup.

Jill : The stuff you put on pancakes?

Wendy : And waffles.

Christy : You ever put it on bacon?

Wendy : No but that sounds delicious!

Christy : You glaze it with syrup and put it in the oven at 350...
Wendy : Do you think they have syrup sniffing dogs?

Bonnie : Yes, Wendy, they've given up on heroin and now they're cracking down on Aunt Jemima!

Jill : They *are* searching all the cars, maybe we should turn around.

Christy : Good idea, a U-turn at the border, that's not going to look suspicious at all!

Beth Hall: Wendy Harris