- Rebecca Bunch: I imagine my life as a series of musical numbers.
- Dr. Akopian: I know. Thanks for the solo, by the way. I always wanted to rock some sequins!
- Rebecca Bunch: Wait, am I dead? Because aren't you dead? Isn't that what a ghost is?
- Dr. Akopian: There are such things as dream ghosts.
- Rebecca Bunch: A dream ghost! Well, that sounds fun! Oooh, can we do fun things? There's a ton of stuff I wanna do. One, I wanna haunt Hitler and get him to rethink a few things. Two, I wanna see what Oprah does in her bathtub. And three, I wanna go to the nearest planet with intelligent life and see a play.
- Dr. Akopian: You know the trope? In storytelling it's a norm. When a person's in trouble a manifestation of their subconscious appears in the form of a dream ghost, giving advice you kinda already knew. I'm a dream ghost! I'm really just your mind working things through. It's not clear if I'm hallucinated or actually magic. Let's leave it vague, it's more interesting that way.
- Paula Proctor: You don't understand, Rebecca always tells me what she's doing.
- Greg Serrano: Paula, with all due respect, you haven't known her that long.
- Paula Proctor: Okay Greg, just because you're super-hot doesn't mean you get to come in here and say mean statements about my friendship, Mr. Stud!
- Josh Chan: Is Greg super-hot?
- Darryl Whitefeather: Well yeah, if you like angry. Sure.
- [Rebecca's friends discover she's moving back to New York]
- Paula Proctor: She can't do this. She can't just opt out because it got hard! I mean, you don't think I wanna opt out every day? You think I don't wanna unsubscribe from, like, half the things in my life?
- Greg Serrano: Paula, if that's true, then you should change your life. People actually do that. Not me, but, you know.
- Rebecca Bunch: The middle-aged ladies really dig Greg.
- Dr. Akopian: Oh, yes! I only wish he were a search term on porn sites.
- Rebecca Bunch: Oh... kay, let's cool it, dream ghost.