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4/10
This is splatter!
teslaman6 January 2020
Well, what to say about this?

To give this a review I first have to set the frame for the review. You can't compare this to "ordinary" movies. This is a splatter-comedy spoof-sorta-thing which gives plenty of nods to others before it and it's very low budget of course. I do appreciate what they did with their budget though, especially the SFX-team.

If you like Braindead, Street Trash, Bad Taste, Death Warmed Up, Troma films and.... well you see where I'm going with this, you probably should check this out.

The main keeping of this film is the effects themselves. It contains everything you could wish for. Mildew turning people to zombies (kind of), exploding body parts, colourful ooze, melting skin, gushing blood and whatnot. There is really no consistency in what the aforementioned mildew can do.

The dialog is just all over the place with the colonel delivering some relly cliché lines from start to finish. Acting is so so and the actions of the characters, considering what happens in the lab, are just completely out the window.

You really have to take this film for what it is. It's a splatter roller coaster comedy.

I give it a 4 because at least it was entertaining in it's own hilarious way.
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5/10
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph that is a lot of green and red paint
vindalootiger7 August 2020
Like the other reviewer said the official description says nothing about comedy, but with the title "The Mildew from Planet Xonader" what do you expect. At least it doesn't take itself seriously. Gore, splattering goo, bad lines... Fun to watch, ONCE, but not worth owning.
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So bad it knows it´s good
metahumanity_0125 December 2020
This is trash. Glorious, awkwardly acted and cut and ultra gory trash. Fans of the original Evil Dead, Story Of Ricky and Bad Taste will enjoy this.

Regular movie aficionados might have some...problems. ;-)
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1/10
Nobody touch the Congressman
nogodnomasters5 August 2017
Warning: Spoilers
If you miss bad cheesy sci-fi horror, fear not, it has returned. Scientist are working on a mold defoliating agent that will wipe out an ecosystem. About half way through we discover it is alien... as if we couldn't read and understand the title. The characters were weak stereo-types and much of the film was like the cover with rubber body parts oozing with green, red, or white substances. The special effects are as cheesy as the cover. Not worth watching unless you are really into so bad it is bad film. The entire film takes place inside the facility.

Guide: F-words. No sex or nudity. Ardis Campbell bra and panties.
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3/10
I can take a joke but not this one.
Patient44418 November 2019
I do see two other reviews here, both of which managed to praise this production, so here I am, ready to ruin everything.

I am not a big fan of gore, and this one has plenty of it, I do appreciate a good low sci fi horror, yet I feel it is not the case here, and had a serious problem with the acting and writing. True, it did seem that The Mildew was not supposed to be taken seriously, and pays homage to other such movies, but I do think they could have managed a whole lot more if they went the proper wdirection. It is more like Machete but focusing mainly on gore and overreacting without actually having anything to offer.

For me it is a definite No, but strangely enough I do see how others might find it appealing. Just be warned, it is 80% green liquid, 10% screams and 10% close ups of annoying laughter.

Cheers!
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7/10
It's a comedy sci-fi horror spoof staged in the 80's
sergeivolkov4 April 2016
The official summary does not list this movie as a comedy sci-fi horror spoof, but that's what it is. At first i did not like the movie because it was not listed as a comedy, but if you keep watching it was always meant to be a comedy spoof. Once you realize that, it is pretty cool.

This would have made a great drive in movie back in the old days. Today it is on par with the "Saturday Night Live" shows of the 80's. Think of the old Julia Childs'cooking spoofs that SNL did.

The tongue in cheek humor and special effects will appeal to the 8 year old boy in all of us who have ever made a home movie. In fact the effects are a big part of what makes this movie endearing.
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3/10
Self aware gore remix
BandSAboutMovies7 January 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Ah, Necrostorm. What have you brought us this time?

Let's go back to 1984, thanks to Hotel Inferno director Giulio De Santi and Neil Meschino (whose movie Mold! Was retrofitted into this revamped gorefest). Bentan Labs has just created a mildew that can spread and consume any form of vegetation with the goal of deploying it to destroy the food sources of enemy armies. But to their surprise, they soon learn that the midew is actually a sentient alien being devoted to destroying human beings through the grossest and goopiest ways possible.

The scientists that have survived join with the mstyerious mercenary Toxic to try to escape. But trust me - it's not going to be easy.

Less its own movie that a remix, it's still got something for the folks who love to see bodies destroyed in geysers of gore and gristle. You know who you are, there's no self help group for you and all you can do is just watch more of these things. So here's one more, albeit one that is self-aware and realizes exactly what it is.
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