Veep (TV Series)

Thanksgiving (2016)

Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Selina Meyer

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Quotes 

• Kent Davison : No one should see you while your face is... marinating.

  Gary Walsh : Okay, she just had 10 years taken off her eyes.

  Selina Meyer : Yes.

  Ben Cafferty : Well, I don't think they left yet.

• Selina Meyer : [talking about a Congressman she's about to call]  Is he the one with the prostitute problem? Oh, never mind. They all have that. House is like Caligula's room.

• Selina Meyer : Maybe I can pardon a car with a defective airbag

  [snaps fingers] 

  Selina Meyer : and we can wrap up Michigan.

  Kent Davison : Michigan is actually the largest producer of battery acid.

  Ben Cafferty : Can somebody reach around the back of Kent's head and power him down?

• Bill Jaeger : Ma'am, have you considered making a statement? If I have learned one thing about crisis management, it's that you've got to get out there and talk to the American people. If they hear it from you directly, you can get away with just about anything.

  Selina Meyer : Bordello Bill is giving me advice.

• Selina Meyer : It's this election has just been brutal on me. My eyelids are seriously starting to look like Keith Richards' ball sack.

  Gary Walsh : Oh, please. He wishes.