- Christy: That's definitely a novelty cake.
- Wendy: No bachelorette party should be without one, I hope Marjorie likes it.
- Jill Kendall: Who wouldn't like a red velvet penis?
- Bonnie: Diabetic lesbians?
- Jill Kendall: [all crying at the news of Jodi's death] How're we gonna tell Marjorie about this?
- Christy: We're not.
- Bonnie: What?
- Christy: We are going to go into that reception and pretend that we're having the time of our lives. We'll tell Marjorie when she gets back from her honeymoon.
- Bonnie: I don't think I can hold it together that long.
- Christy: [nods] You will.
- Jill Kendall: [Christy's on the phone] Christy, what's wrong?
- Christy: Uh... Jill overdosed.
- Wendy: Is she gonna be alright?
- Christy: [shakes head] She's gone... yes, I'm still here, Officer.