Galavant (TV Series)

Love and Death (2016)

Karen David: Princess Isabella

Quotes 

• Isabella : Guards, open the armory. Show me Hortensia's weapons of war.

  [guards open the doors... revealing a room full of wooden swords, stick horses, and stuffed animals] 

  Isabella : This is it? These are all toys!

  Prince Harry : Yeah. Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put an 11-year old in charge of designing the army.

  King of Valencia : [breaks a piece off a pick-axe]  Mmm. Chocolate.

• [Jester runs around the room with his arms stretched, pretending to be an airplane] 

  Isabella : We just got a "Save the Date" from Wormwood.

  King of Valencia : Shhh! We're playing a new game, it's called "Guess the Future." And who cares? The wedding's been called off anyway.

  Isabella : It's not for a wedding, it's for a war! Wormwood is in Valencia and they plan to invade us on Sunday, January 31st at 8 p.m. Eastern. Set your DVR!

  King of Valencia : DVR? What does that even mean?

  Isabella : Just trying to play the "Guess the Future" game.

• [Galavant spies on Isabella from the afterlife; she's unaware he's dead] 

  Isabella : I sure don't need that jackass who completely broke my heart, and like he said to me, that schmuck can go die in a fart!

  Galavant : I didn't say that. I've never made a fart joke in my life!