Elementary (TV Series)

Miss Taken (2016)

Lucy Liu: Dr. Joan Watson

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• Dr. Joan Watson : Smells like something died in here.

  Sherlock Holmes : You could hardly expect elephant dung to smell like potpourri. It is, in fact, highly sought after coffee produced by feeding arabica beans to pachyderms in Northern Thailand, and it has the potential to further reduce my need for sleep.

  [offers a full mug to Joan] 

  Dr. Joan Watson : No thanks. I had poop for lunch.

• Henry Watson : So how did you know that that was me?

  Dr. Joan Watson : Grover Odgen? We lived on Odgnen Avenue; Grover was our dog. And, by the way, that is how you make a porn name, not a pen name!