Galavant (TV Series)

Battle of the Three Armies (2016)

Ben Presley: Jester

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Quotes 

• [Jester is applauded by two armies] 

  Jester : Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm here all week. Unless I die.

• Jester : I think I've come up with a plan that can turn this whole thing in our favor.

  Isabella : Well, tell me what it is, Jester.

  Jester : We beat them to the punch. We kill ourselves before they kill us! It's sure to ruin their morale. If only I were alive to see the looks on their faces.

• [singing] 

  Galavant , King Richard , Gareth , Isabella , King of Valencia , Queen of Valencia , Jester : It's a good day to die.

  Queen of Valencia : Oh please, this isn't Game of Thrones!

  Gareth : We're not gonna die! Let's end the song and grow some stones - and fight!

  Jester : Or will we leave all our viewers with pain and anger, just like we left them last year? Would we just stop once again on a huge cliffhanger...

  [abrupt cut to black] 

• [singing recap song] 

  Jester : The hero plows ahead, his army's kind of dead, and yet his energy is far from flaggin'. King Richard rides with Gal, bringing his lizard pal, which may or may not be a real live dragon. Plus, he's got the sword, which you'll recall means he's the king who'll rule them all. And so to war three armies go! One evil, one so-so, one dead and led by Galavant!

• [singing recap song] 

  Jester : Gosh, so much to dump upon your doormat in our half-hour sitcom format. Still, there's plot holes we must fill, and though I doubt we will, we're gonna try on Galavant!