iZombie (TV Series)

Eternal Sunshine of the Caffeinated Mind (2016)

Eddie Jemison: Stacey Boss

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Quotes 

• [Mr. Boss throws Blaine's body down to the hole in the ground] 

  Stacey Boss : There's your second-place prize. Well, God?

  Stacey Boss : [Mr. Boss waits to see if Blaine has a God call come down and save him, when nothing happens]  I think we're good.

• [Mr. Boss tells Drake about his first murder] 

  Stacey Boss : I remember my first. It went so smooth, like filling out a 1040A. Afterwards, I treated myself to a steak. Double cut. Medium rare. It's a nice tradition.

• [Mr. Boss tells Blaine that he used to be a Dungeons & Dragons player] 

  Stacey Boss : I did. I was a hell of a Dungeon Master. If players screwed up, they did something dumb, they paid the price. But... as they were bleeding out on the battlefield, there was always a Hail Mary. The God call. That 1% chance the God that they worshipped would come down from the heavens, smite their enemies and save them. I suggest you make your God call.

• [Mr. Boss asks Blaine if he has any last words before putting him in the hole] 

  Stacey Boss : Here we are. Any last words?

  Blaine DeBeers : [Blaine smiles]  I gave you a run for your money, didn't I?

• [Kenny the bag man reminds Mr. Boss why Blaine had the nickname of Chinatown] 

  Kenny : [about Blaine]  Remember his nickname?

  Stacey Boss : No.

  Kenny : Chinatown. 'Cause you gave him a corner right in the middle. Of the blue cobras' territory, told him it was his if he could hold it.

  Stacey Boss : In Chinatown. Got it. Great story.

  Kenny : No. That's not how he got his name. He got it from the way he took the corner. He recruited these two 'roided-up Asian dudes from the gym. And put blue cobra tattoos on 'em. Had 'em grab the beat cop that worked that corner. They sliced open his nostril like Nicholson's. In Chinatown.

• [Blaine tries to make conversation with Mr. Boss] 

  Blaine DeBeers : I hear you're a procol harum fan.

  Stacey Boss : I never cared for that psychedelic pseudo-mystical stuff. More of a British invasion guy.

  Blaine DeBeers : Let's go back to my place, man. I'll play you anything you want. Beatles. Stones. Kinks.

  Stacey Boss : Your playing days are over, I'm afraid. Lucky u. Sometimes, pointing out the irony almost feels cheap.