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The Magicians (TV Series)
Remedial Battle Magic (2016)
Arjun Gupta: William 'Penny' Adiyodi
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Quotes
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William 'Penny' Adiyodi : If Martin killed The Beast, would we be here now talking about him?
Quentin Coldwater : Yeah, but here's the thing.
[Reads]
Quentin Coldwater : "So little did Martin know he would fail to recover the blade, which would remain hidden for decades". Which means it could still be sitting somewhere waiting for us.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Right, in Fillory. The place where The Beast is.
Eliot Waugh : Ergo, fuck that.
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Alice Quinn : Wow, you look-...
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Damn handsome for someone who just had a heart attack? What can I say? Genetically blessed.
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William 'Penny' Adiyodi : [Practicing battle magic] Sit. Get Zen.
Alice Quinn : I don't know if I can.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Every warrior in history learned how to do it. I bet plenty of them were hot messes.
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William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Get on with the lecture.
Prof. Pearl Sunderland : Oh, I've overdosed once. No, twice, if you count the time I took so much Prozac, I developed tardive dyskinesia, but that was an accident. The crack - that was a straight OD, no chaser.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : You smoked crack?
Prof. Pearl Sunderland : I've done things that would make you hide under a blankie.
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Quentin Coldwater : [after "Bottling" their emotions via spell] This must be what undergoing the Vulcan ritual of Kolinahr is like.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : I like your sweater.
Quentin Coldwater : Are you saying that to be cruel?
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : No. I like your sweater. I saw no reason not to share
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William 'Penny' Adiyodi : He's targeting us because we can hear him, because we can travel. I mean, he wants all the roads in and out of his fortress on lock.
Stanley : No shit. Like I want to travel to a blue state, never mind other worlds.