- Riley Matthews: There can't be two Rileys, just like there can't be two Mayas. For the world to work, there need to be one Riley and one Maya.
- Shawn Hunter: I know that language. That's Topanganese.
- Cory Matthews: Why do I have to be here? Do you know what kind of a schlup this is? Is this even a place? My GPS said "end of the world" forty miles ago!
- Farkle Minkus: [about his love for Riley and Maya] Since the first grade, both equally. Nothing could ever change that.
- Lucas Friar: Why?
- Farkle Minkus: That way I get to keep them both. That choice was the best decision I ever made.
- Lucas Friar: I had to choose.
- Farkle Minkus: Yeah, well, I'm a genius, and you're an idiot with a face.
- Shawn Hunter: It was ridiculous that he wanted to be like me. I mean, the guy had a great family.
- Maya Hart: Yeah.
- Shawn Hunter: He had parents who were there.
- Maya Hart: Yeah.
- Shawn Hunter: And then, Cory met Topanga. Do you know what it's like to go to high school with Romeo and Juliet? Ugh. And so, I loved Angela. Because I thought I was supposed to. Because Cory had Topanga, and they influenced me. It didn't work. I mean, how could it not work? They worked. Then they had you, and I couldn't catch up. So I don't have any of that. I've got trees! And that squirrel I talk to. Hi, Stevie! Cory Matthews messed up my life.
- Riley Matthews: Yeah-oh.
- Shawn Hunter: [to Maya] And I'm not gonna let that happen to you because of some second generation Cory Matthews!
- [Riley gasps]
- Maya Hart: Are you gonna protect me from her?
- Shawn Hunter: Didn't I say I'd always be there for you?
- Riley Matthews: Like Pluto!
- Shawn Hunter: Be quiet, Baby Cory!
- Shawn Hunter: Cory?
- Cory Matthews: Yeah, bud?
- Shawn Hunter: What made me... me?
- Cory Matthews: Do you know what the best thing is about best friends? You can always depend on them to know who you are. Reckless spontaneity.
- Shawn Hunter: What?
- Cory Matthews: You always lived in the moment, Shawn. You never cared about what happened or what people thought. I mean, you blew up a mailbox, you turned Feeny's house into a bed and breakfast, and you ran away to find yourself, like, seventy-six times. This ain't new. You wanna find yourself? Remember your reckless spontaneity. That's the best part of you. And the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
- Riley Matthews: Besides Mom.
- Cory Matthews: I know my own life.
- Maya Hart: Did you make a decision about us, Ranger Rick?
- Lucas Friar: I did.
- Maya Hart: Yeah? Well, it doesn't matter.
- Farkle Minkus: Yeah, it does!
- Isaiah 'Zay' Babineaux: Yeah, we've been waiting for, like, two years.
- Lucas Friar: [to Katy] I care about your daughter very much.
- Topanga Matthews: My daughter now!
- Lucas Friar: I care about your daughter very much too.
- [turns back to Katy]
- Lucas Friar: You know, Maya loves to make fun of me. But then, in Texas, she doesn't wanna see me get hurt. She gets those feelings from someone, Miss Hart. And from what I've heard, it isn't her father. You are a wonderful mother.
- Topanga Matthews: What about me, Chuckie?
- Lucas Friar: I've had it.
- [escapes the table]
- Maya Hart: [to Lucas] No, it doesn't matter, because you picked Riley.
- Riley Matthews: WHAT? How do you know? Yay! Oh, I'm so sorry, Maya. YAAAY!
- Maya Hart: Because no matter who you picked, you picked Riley. You pick her, you got Riley, you pick me, you got Riley, 'cause that's who I've been lately.
- Lucas Friar: What do you wanna do?
- Maya Hart: I need to decide whatever way I like you, and not whatever way the little Mary Sunshine part of me skippin' around in there likes you.
- Riley Matthews: Okay, I don't skip.
- Maya Hart: You skip.
- Riley Matthews: It's the safest way to travel.