- Ethan Smith: They'll spit and spat and tell their tale,
- Ethan Smith: Call daddy "chimp" and mommy "whale."
- Ethan Smith: They'll chirp and chime and make their claim, .
- Ethan Smith: That mold is man of whence we came.
- Ethan Smith: But evolutionists be damned!
- Ethan Smith: We're more than beasts, by God, we're man!
- Ethan Smith: And Darwin is a proven fool,
- Ethan Smith: His theory merely cock-and-bull!
- Ethan Smith: So, free your body, free your mind,
- Ethan Smith: Embrace intelligent design!