"No person or entity associated with this film received payment or anything of value, or entered into any agreement or connection with the depiction of ENDS products". It is an ironic reference to Electronic nicotine delivery systems, because of the fixation of the main villain for electronic cigarettes.
"No superheroes, nerds or bullies were harmed in the making of this motion picture". It is an ironic reference to the note sentence about the use of animals in films often included in the end credits.