- George O'Hanrahan: We've got a problem.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: Cassie gave me those keys.
- George O'Hanrahan: Not the keys. The giant pothole at the corner of James and Elm.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: A pothole.
- George O'Hanrahan: It nearly blew out my tire the other day.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: I'm sure that your retelling of the malfeasance that happened to you and your automobile will no doubt be as riveting as this conversation; however, my son is waiting for me at home, so perhaps we could deal with this issue at a later date, hm?
- George O'Hanrahan: Your campaign slogan said, "I always have time."
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: So sorry, no time. Michael is expecting me.
- George O'Hanrahan: Constituent to mayor - we need to talk.
- Mayor Martha Tinsdale: [resigning to the situation] Please, continue to rivet me.
- Abigail Pershing: I need you to hot glue the ribbon over there to these vases, like this.
- [no response]
- Abigail Pershing: I sense you have the soul of a very crafty person.
- Alexis: It's gonna take forever.
- Abigail Pershing: Well, time is money and you don't have any money, so... you owe me time.
- Alexis: Will this finish it?
- Abigail Pershing: Let's not get ahead of ourselves, okay?