Mom (TV Series)

Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken (2016)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

Quotes 

• Dr. Patel : Okay, drop your pants and bend over.

  Christy : [laughs]  Not the first time a man ever told you that, mom.

  Dr. Patel : [laughs]  That's a good one, you make a joke! Okay, let's take a look. Jeepers!

  Christy : Is that good?

  Dr. Patel : When is 'jeepers' ever good?

• Steve : Where's Bonnie?

  Christy : Upstairs, and if you see anymore moles, keep them to yourself!

• Bonnie : I don't feel like going to the meeting, but ask the women there to pray for me.

  Christy : Just letting you know, that won't get much.

• Christy : [after finding out Bonnie had skin cancer]  Oh my God, Mom! I was so worried I was gonna lose you!

  [hugs her] 

  Bonnie : Really? Then why have you been so mean to me?

  Christy : Because that's how I love!

• Christy : What're you doing?

  Bonnie : What's it look like I'm doing? I'm cleaning the refrigerator.

  Christy : At 3 o' clock in the morning?

  Bonnie : I can't drink, I can't use drugs, let me organize our milk and cold cuts in peace!