Dana Carvey: Self

Quotes 

• Dana Carvey : My wife is, uh, you know, at the age where she's gettin' ready, and she's runnin' out of things to do. Like she - she bought this shirt for me. And, uh, I was leavin' the house tonight, and I said, "How do I look?" And she said, "That's a cute top." It doesn't do a lot for your masculine ego to be seen in a cute top.

• Dana Carvey : The church ladies are the people who were self-righteous, that were always at the church; they're very, very judgmental of others. Like if - well, if you were Superman, they'd say something like, "Well. Well, we like ourselves our little tights, don't we, Christopher? Well, our bulbous, buttock region - how nice. Well, we have a little "S" on our shirt. What's that stand for?... Satan?"