For the comedy segment, Johnny first reads from a letter he received from the sweepstakes for which Ed is a spokesman, promising that if he wins he will meet Ed and receive the prize on The Tonight Show. He then reads from some letters sent by a viewer who responded to a Moral Majority mailing as his dog, signing with a paw print. The dog received a membership card, and further letters from the dog could not stop the mailings. Sean Connery talks about returning as James Bond in "Never Say Never Again", pointing out he started as Bond in 1962, the same year Johnny took over The Tonight Show. They discuss some Bond trivia, such as Connery singing in "Dr. No". He describes his difficulty doing an underwater scene, and a clip is shown. He also says this will be his last Bond film. Keenen Ivory Wayans is making his first appearance on "The Tonight Show"; he does a stand-up comedy routine. Tania Maria performs.
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