E.J. Bonilla: Denny Padilla

Quotes 

• Mel Davies : See you, cop

  [runs away] 

  Jay Lee : Hello criminal

  [holds a gun to stop Mel who ran into him] 

  Denny Padilla : Man, you need to work on your "got you"-lines

  [starts handcuffing Mel] 

  Jay Lee : What are you talking about? That was classic

  Mel Davies : Uh, that was pretty weak

  Denny Padilla : You see that?

  Jay Lee : Oh, shut up, man

• Denny Padilla : [Browsing through a dumpster]  All right, listen, this is the last time we use rock, paper, scissors to depute up duties

  Al Burns : You're right. Next time I just order you to do it

  Denny Padilla : Ah, yeah, rock, paper, scissors is just fine, you know

  Al Burns : The way I thought too

• Denny Padilla : [Walking to a suspect's house]  Oh, oh, oh, hey, hey, come on man. I'm doing the knocking notice this time

  Jay Lee : Uh, no, because you knocked the last time and the time before that, so...

  Denny Padilla : Yes! Because a few weeks ago, you got to kick in a door. Okay, kicking in a door is worth like seven knocks. It's a solid six

  Jay Lee : That's... that's true. Nah, you're right. Yeah, okay, go ahead

• Jay Lee : [In the office]  Well, let's find out. Hope you don't have any plans for dinner tonight

  Denny Padilla : Well, not anymore, no

  Jay Lee : Pizza?

  Denny Padilla : Jay, we had pizza last night

  Jay Lee : Pizza is great every night, bro

  Denny Padilla : [Walks to the captain's office and knocks]  Hey boss, you want to see me?

  Captain Sandra Russo : I do. Are you familiar with major crimes policy 34.5b?

  Denny Padilla : Eh, it's on the tip of my tongue, boss

  Captain Sandra Russo : There is no major crimes policy 34.5b. However there is a policy about billing 4 pizzas:

  [picks up the bill] 

  Captain Sandra Russo : 2 pepperoni, 1 sausage, 1 anchovies to major crimes

  Denny Padilla : Boss, I...

  Captain Sandra Russo : and you decided just to force my signature to authorize the expenses. You nailed the R, but S's are no good! You got to try harder the next time

• Jay Lee : Denny, you got to trust me! Carrie and Al have a plan

  Denny Padilla : What is their plan?

  Jay Lee : They're going and get a sandwich