Castle (TV Series)

Heartbreaker (2016)

Aubrey Plaza: Lucy

Quotes 

• [having had a romantic moment with Castle interrupted] 

  Kate Beckett : What just happened?

  Richard Castle : Well, I've integrated Lucy into all the loft's infrastructure. Climate, lights, music. You name it, she controls it. Just got to work out a few... kinks.

  Kate Beckett : Well, I still like a few things the old-fashioned way. So, do you want me to make you a cup of coffee?

  Lucy : [coffee machine starts]  Uh, no need, Kate. I've programmed Rick's coffee exactly to his liking. Cuban blend, steamed milk, two sugars, pinch of nutmeg.

  Richard Castle : Amazing, huh?

  Kate Beckett : Hmm.

  Lucy : No, Rick, you're amazing.

  Richard Castle : No, you are.

  Lucy : No, you are.

  Richard Castle : No, Lucy. You are.

  Lucy : Rick, you're amazing and you know it.

  Kate Beckett : [answers phone]  Beckett.

  Richard Castle : [to Lucy]  Stop it! I'm not doing this with you again.

• Kate Beckett : Um, Lucy, do you think you could make me a cup of coffee? Splash of low-fat milk, two Splendas?

  Lucy : No can do. All out of Splenda. But there is a Starbucks two blocks from here. Would you like directions?

  Kate Beckett : No, thanks. I know where it is.

• Martha Rodgers : I have to say, Katherine, it is so good to have you home.

  Kate Beckett : Thank you.

  Alexis Castle : I second that motion.

  Kate Beckett : Oh, thank you.

  [the screeching violin of the "Psycho" theme suddenly blares] 

  Martha Rodgers : Oh!

  Kate Beckett : Lucy, what the hell? Turn it off.

  Lucy : [music stops]  Whoa, language, Kate. Is there a problem?

  Kate Beckett : Oh, really?

  [chuckles] 

  Kate Beckett : Well, then, let me make it up to you.

  [Kate picks Lucy up and sticks her into the refrigerator] 

  Martha Rodgers : [laughs]  Isn't that a little extreme?

  Kate Beckett : No. No, actually, I- I don't think so. Look, uh, this- this might sound odd, but ever since I got back, it's like Lucy's been jealous.

  Alexis Castle : She's an "it." A CPU wrapped in a plastic pyramid, she doesn't have emotions. And she certainly can't be jealous.

  [the electricity goes off] 

  Kate Beckett : You were saying?