Scream Queens (TV Series)

Handidates (2016)

John Stamos: Dr. Brock Holt

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Quotes 

• [Brock gets out of the shower and finds Chad standing there naked] 

  Dr. Brock Holt : What are you doing here?

  Chad Radwell : Just airing out my scrote, brah.

• Chad Radwell : Look, I'm not cut out for monogamy, okay? This is not what I do. I mean, in a couple days, once I bone a girl at a stop light or at an IHOP or public park, I'll be cheating on my wife. I don't know if I wanna be that guy.

  Dr. Brock Holt : Then don't get married.

  Chad Radwell : What? I mean, it's a little late for that! Getting left at the altar works in Julia Roberts movies or on Grey's Anatomy, but in real life, that ruins you. I don't want to hurt Chanel. Isn't that weird? I just want her to be happy, I want her to have a great wedding day. I don't want my worries about my future studliness to get in the way of her special day. Whatever happens down the road, I want this day to be for her. Maybe I almost love her, you know?

• Dr. Brock Holt : You should know, when you guys break up in six months, I'm gonna be there to comfort Chanel... by having a lot of sex with her.

  Chad Radwell : I wouldn't have it any other way.

• Chad Radwell : Chanel, you have no choice but to reject this man and that gay, murdering hand and start boning me again.

  Dr. Brock Holt : Chanel, before you say anything, I just want you to know that I'm the highest paid sperm donor in the state.

  Chad Radwell : Oh my, sperm? Are we talking about sperm?

  Dr. Brock Holt : Yeah, we're talking about sperm.

  Chad Radwell : Oh, that's great. Are we having a sperm-off?

  Dr. Brock Holt : No.

  Chad Radwell : Oh okay, cuz you know what? I would win. Because I banged both women in this room - with my sperm!