Danielle McRae: Zorin Blitz

Quotes 

• [Seras breaks out of Zorin's illusion and awakens to find that the Hellsing HQ is undamaged and no one is hurt] 

  Erholtz : [cowering in fear]  Please don't stick me in your giant vagina!

  Mercer : [to Erholtz]  Dude, what the fuck!

  Hebert : [holding his arm, believing it's been cut off]  Welp, high-fives are gonna suck now.

  Police Girl : Hold on, did she...

  [she realizes the Wild Geese are still under Zorin's spell] 

  Police Girl : Oh, come on!

  Pip Bernadott : Open ze doors of hell for me, Grand-père! I'm coming home.

  Police Girl : Oh, for Christ's sake.

  [she picks up her rifle and fires at the real Zorin, grazing her face] 

  Zorin Blitz : Argh! My face, you CUNT!

  Police Girl : Ya cunt touch this!

  [the giant Zorin illusion fades away and the Wild Geese snap out of it] 

  Hebert : Holy shit, my arm's back!

  Erholtz : Oh, thank God! I thought she was going to crush me... with her giant vagina.

  Mercer : [disturbed]  Okay, what does your Internet history look like?

  [Seras grabs Pip's shoulders and shakes him] 

  Police Girl : Mr. Bernadotte! It was just an illusion! Like push-up bras or stilettos!

  Pip Bernadott : Wait! You wear a push-up bra?

  Police Girl : I don't wear a bra.

  [beat] 

  Mercer : [turned on]  Ooohhh, my God...

• Captain : First Lieutenant. We have reached the perimeter of the Hellsing Organization. We shall maintain this distance as we observe...

  Zorin Blitz : No. All hands to battle stations.

  Captain : But ma'am, our orders.

  Zorin Blitz : I have been waiting for this war for over 40 years. I have been given men, weapons and a target. I will not be cock blocked at the point of entry by that LITTLE BLONDE TOAD. I... no... WE will not be denied what we have been promised. NOW CAPTAIN! LAUNCH THE V1S!

  Captain : YES MA'AM!