Tom Livesey: Erholtz

Quotes 

• [Seras breaks out of Zorin's illusion and awakens to find that the Hellsing HQ is undamaged and no one is hurt] 

  Erholtz : [cowering in fear]  Please don't stick me in your giant vagina!

  Mercer : [to Erholtz]  Dude, what the fuck!

  Hebert : [holding his arm, believing it's been cut off]  Welp, high-fives are gonna suck now.

  Police Girl : Hold on, did she...

  [she realizes the Wild Geese are still under Zorin's spell] 

  Police Girl : Oh, come on!

  Pip Bernadott : Open ze doors of hell for me, Grand-père! I'm coming home.

  Police Girl : Oh, for Christ's sake.

  [she picks up her rifle and fires at the real Zorin, grazing her face] 

  Zorin Blitz : Argh! My face, you CUNT!

  Police Girl : Ya cunt touch this!

  [the giant Zorin illusion fades away and the Wild Geese snap out of it] 

  Hebert : Holy shit, my arm's back!

  Erholtz : Oh, thank God! I thought she was going to crush me... with her giant vagina.

  Mercer : [disturbed]  Okay, what does your Internet history look like?

  [Seras grabs Pip's shoulders and shakes him] 

  Police Girl : Mr. Bernadotte! It was just an illusion! Like push-up bras or stilettos!

  Pip Bernadott : Wait! You wear a push-up bra?

  Police Girl : I don't wear a bra.

  [beat] 

  Mercer : [turned on]  Ooohhh, my God...