Pinheads (TV Series)

Charlie Is Pregnant (2016)

Alex DeCourville: Charlie Valentine

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• Charlie Valentine : Casonex should not be used by anyone under the age of twenty-five. Casonex should not be used in a full moon, on a Friday the 13th or on Harvey Keitel's birthday. Do not take Casonex if you recently had plastic surgery, if you plan on having unnecessary surgery, or by anyone named Kevin. Casonex may cause drowsiness, irritability, inability to pronounce consinents, inexplicable memory loss, and explosive constipation Consult a doctor immediately if you experience megalomania, hallucinations, foaming at the mouth, rigor mortis. Men should consult a doctor if they have an erection that lasts eleven years and women should consult a doctor if vagina falls off.

• Charlie Valentine : [singing]  Hush little baby don't say a word. And never mind that noise you heard. IT'S JUST THE BEAST UNDER YOUR BED! That is not right at all.

• Bernie Herrington : Charlie, were you wearing a hat when you did the deed?

  Charlie Valentine : Maybe... It's hard for a sex having-y guy like me to remember every... uh... specific instance... Why do you ask?

  Bernie Herrington : It makes a big difference. Your baby will either be born with or without a hat.

• Charlie Valentine : Mayor Brian Walker, I like the sound of that.

• Steven Brody : Have you thought about the big A-word?

  Charlie Valentine : I fail to see how antidisestablishmentarianism will solve anything.