- Brian Walker: I don't think things are going to work out between us. I mean I'm 28, you're 16. It's illegal for us to... you know... do those things... in all 50 states. And this is one of the 50 states.
- Rachel: Did you ever have any worries about the future?
- Brian Walker: I was pretty worried that meals really would come in pill form...
- Bernie Herrington: I just found out Bob Denver died.
- Kenny Herrington: Dad, Bob Denver's been dead for years.
- Bernie Herrington: And you're just now telling me?
- Charlie Valentine: Strange, I didn't know Bernie had a daughter. I never heard of her before.
- Steven Brody: And you'll probably never hear about her again.
- Charlie Valentine: What?
- Steven Brody: Nothing!
- Bernie Herrington: Rachel could do so much worse. She could be fawning over some teen idol like Jeffery Dean Morgan.