- Jessica Pearson: One thing about everyone being gone we got the run of the place. I never knew what the ceiling looked like in here.
- Harvey Specter: It's like "The Breakfast Club."
- Jessica Pearson: Do you ever not quote a movie?
- Harvey Specter: No, and you got a problem with that, frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
- Harvey Specter: You telling me you never slipped up and had an inappropriate relationship?
- Jessica Pearson: Louis, I do not want to know the answer to that.
- Louis Litt: I did. It was the most shameful night of my life.
- Jessica Pearson: Harvey, don't...
- Harvey Specter: What exactly was so shameful about it?
- Louis Litt: Well, she was a paralegal, and I took mud with her.
- Harvey Specter: I don't understand. Are you saying you sullied her reputation?
- Louis Litt: No, I'm saying I sullied the concept of mud.
- Harvey Specter: What the hell are you talking about?
- Louis Litt: What, do I need a bullhorn? I had a premature muddification.
- Harvey Specter: What the hell does that mean?
- Jessica Pearson: I think we all know what that means.
- Louis Litt: It means I couldn't hold my mud.
- Harvey Specter: Louis, after everything we've been through tonight, how hard could it be for us to write down how much we're worth right now?
- Louis Litt: I need another fifteen minutes to myself.
- Harvey Specter: Again?
- Jessica Pearson: Aw, Harvey, let him go. He probably doesn't have as much as we do, and it's a vulnerable thing for him.
- Harvey Specter: "Vulnerable"? He just told us he jerked off in the mud an hour ago. You don't think he's gonna do that right now, do you?
- Jessica Pearson: Based on what he told us, he doesn't need fifteen minutes for that.
- Jessica Pearson: This life isn't for everyone. And it's harder on some than it is on others.
- Rachel Zane: What are you saying?
- Jessica Pearson: I'm saying that for women, the rules are different. You can't be everyone's friend and invite them to tea because warm means you're weak. I wasn't gonna be weak. But now the flip side to that is, if you're strong, they think you're cold. And that's why they're all gone, because they see me as as unfeeling and manipulative. I'm tired of it.
- Benjamin: Um, no offence, but I'm really more of a lone ranger.
- Louis Litt: Excuse me?
- Benjamin: I can get this done in a more efficient manner without you looking over my shoulder.
- Louis Litt: Well, that's what I told my mother when I looked at my first "Playboy." But it didn't happen then, and it's not going to happen now.
- Louis Litt: Of course, I'm thinking about myself. What, you wouldn't? Please, you'd throw a giraffe off of Noah's Ark just to save your sorry ass. The world's probably without unicorns because of one of your ancestors, and I... Will you just let me finish a thought, for God's sake?
- Jessica Pearson: Louis? What exactly are you doing?
- Louis Litt: Well, what does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a discussion about the fate of the firm with my dead secretary's ashes.
- Harvey Specter: Well, as long as it's not something weird.
- [Harvey and Jessica giggle]
- Louis Litt: What exactly have you two been doing the last half hour?
- Harvey Specter: The same thing you're about to do.
- [Holds up a joint]
- Louis Litt: No way, I'm not doing the Mary Jane...
- Harvey Specter: Yes. You are.
- Louis Litt: I'm not huffing and puffing.
- Jessica Pearson: Louis, it's the only way.
- Louis Litt: No, I'm not doing the dirty.
- Harvey Specter: It's ok I got this. I mean, if Louis doesn't want to smoke it, maybe Norma does.
- Louis Litt: Oh, don't you dare.
- Harvey Specter: Relax Louis. It's not like it's going to kill her.
- Louis Litt: Harvey, that is not funny, ok? You're going to get ashes in her ashes.
- Jessica Pearson: May I help you?
- Delivery Guy: Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt, but there was no one at reception, and I have your order here.
- Harvey Specter: You've got to ne kidding me. You call me down here for an emergency, and then you take the time to order Chinese food?
- Louis Litt: I didn't order anything, asshole. So crouch your tiger, hide your dragon, or I'm going to Wang Chung your ass out of here.
- Julius Rowe: Nothing like prison blue to make you realise the clothes don't make the man, huh?
- Mike Ross: Warden Clark?
- Julius Rowe: Me? No. Who told you you were going to meet the warden?
- Mike Ross: Uh, no one, I... I just thought...
- Julius Rowe: That this was going to be like a prison movie. "Put your trust in the Lord, but your ass belongs to me" type shit
- Mike Ross: You know "Shawshank"? Of course you know "Shawshank." You work in a prison.
- Julius Rowe: No, brother, I know "Shawshank" because it's the greatest movie ever made. Here...
- Mike Ross: What's this?
- Julius Rowe: Your psychological evaluation.
- Mike Ross: Why do I need a psychological evaluation?
- Julius Rowe: Because the federal penitentiary system says you do. Now, when I get back, if there's a hole in the mirror covered by a Rita Hayworth poster, I will not be happy.
- Harvey Specter: Not bad for two people that came from nothing.
- Jessica Pearson: I didn't come from nothing and you know it.
- Harvey Specter: Bet it still feels pretty good to write that number down.
- Jessica Pearson: Oh, it sure does.
- [Does a blow up hand gesture as she makes an explosion sound]
- Harvey Specter: You're still a little high, aren't you?
- Jessica Pearson: I sure am.
- Louis Litt: There. You wanted to know my net worth.
- [Puts his paper on Harvey's desk]
- Louis Litt: You got it.
- [They both lean in to look]
- Jessica Pearson: Holy Shit!
- Harvey Specter: Who are you? Are you a king?
- Louis Litt: No, I'm just not an idiot. What the hell have you been doing with your money?
- Jessica Pearson: Louis, we're not exactly poor.
- Louis Litt: That's what Bolivia says to the US, but if NATO goes to war, they're not kicking in dick.
- Harvey Specter: Well, if you're so damn rich, why didn't you pony up for Donna's salary when you had the chance?
- Louis Litt: Do you even know how to spell "fiscal responsibility"?
- Harvey Specter: I know how to spell "cheap".