- [a golden retriever runs off with the Shogun's chonmage. Kagura chases the dog and later comes back, and fits the mage onto the Shogun's head]
- Shinpachi Shimura: Uh... why is it pixelated? Why is it smelling?
- Kagura: It took me the whole afternoon to find the right size of golden retriever dogshi...
- [Gintoki and Shinpachi grab Kagura and GTFO]
- Shigeshige Tokugawa: [in tears] I had no idea... I had no idea samurai cut their chonmages in such awful conditions. There must be reform... Edo can have no future unless its barbershops have reform!