Major Crimes (TV Series)

Skin Deep (2016)

Michael Paul Chan: Mike Tao

Quotes 

• Andy Flynn : [Mrs Melman is lying on a table receiving butt implants]  Ma'am, we're calling paramedics to take you to a hospital.

  Mrs. Melman : What? I'm half an hour from having the ass of my dreams! Go away!

  Louie Provenza : Lady! This guy is not a doctor.

  Mrs. Melman : You think I don't know that? I'm lying flat on my face in some immigrant's garage.

  Joseph Yu : I no understand. What is probrem?

  Mike Tao : You're practicing medicine without a license, and I find your accent REALLY offensive.

  Andy Flynn : Especially given that you were born in Fullerton, and that you grew up in Glendale.

  Joseph Yu : [Long pause]  Oh, well, what can I tell you? It's good for business.

• Mike Tao : Are her butt implants giving her more buoyancy?

  Andy Flynn : It's funny. You would have thought her breasts would have kept her afloat.

  [Video continues indistinctly] 

  Andy Flynn : Uh, because, well, implants are firmer... I've heard. I mean, well, they're supposed to be firmer. I mean, but who knows? I mean...

  Sharon Raydor : Indeed, who knows?