The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Solder Excursion Diversion (2016)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Knock it off or I'll start making W H sounds for words that just have a W.
Sheldon Cooper : You wouldn't!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Whatch me.
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[first lines]
Amy Farrah Fowler : [on computer breaking up] I didn't understand your email.
Sheldon Cooper : Uh, can you repeat that? You're breaking up
Amy Farrah Fowler : I didn't understand your email.
Sheldon Cooper : Ah. I had to get a little creative because the S, R and M keys on my laptop stopped working.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [reading] Deah, Aby, could you plethe dwive be to the twain stowe sub time tobowwow.
Sheldon Cooper : So, is that a yes?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, why don't you get a new computer? You know that one's out of date.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, but I like this computer.
Amy Farrah Fowler : The video is failing and the sound is cutting out.
Sheldon Cooper : D'you- I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
Amy Farrah Fowler : The video is failing and the s... is cutting out.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, one more time; the sound is cutting out.
[Amy writes "Video failing & sound cutting out" on a sheet of paper and holds it up to the camera]
Sheldon Cooper : I can't read that! The video is failing,
Amy Farrah Fowler : Get a n... co... ter.
Sheldon Cooper : What?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Get a new c... ter.
Sheldon Cooper : What?
[his cell phone rings and he answers it]
Sheldon Cooper : Hello
Amy Farrah Fowler : [on phone, yells] Get a new computer!
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Amy Farrah Fowler : You have sporting equipment?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, oh, un, It's just, it's a golf ball that my brother threw at my head. You can still feel the dent. It's right next to the hockey puck dent.
Amy Farrah Fowler : OK, why do you have a bin of pinecones?
Sheldon Cooper : I used to collect them as a child. The spiral of scales open in the Fibonacci sequence. A fact that when you tell your brother gets a golf ball thrown at your head.
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Sheldon Cooper : What good is having a girlfriend if you can't unload your psychological sewage on her?
Amy Farrah Fowler : That's me, your emotional outhouse.
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : [to Amy on the computer] You look amazing. I mean, this resolution is remarkable.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I really had to go home for this?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, but it's like you're right here in the room.
Amy Farrah Fowler : And yet I'm not...
Sheldon Cooper : I feel like I could reach out and touch you.
Amy Farrah Fowler : And yet you can't.
Sheldon Cooper : I know!
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Sheldon Cooper : Welcome to my Fortress of Shame.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm sorry, wha- what am I looking at?
Sheldon Cooper : Basically everything I've ever owned. Um, every book, every t-shirt, every piece of broken electronics, just... all of it.
Amy Farrah Fowler : All of it?
Sheldon Cooper : I have a Ziploc bag filled with all my old Ziploc bags.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm gonna need you to sign a non-disclosure agreement.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Well, I signed one before we slept together, why not now?