- Louise Belcher: It smells like all the food we ate waged a war against all our butts.
- Tina Belcher: [sniffs] I'm getting mostly dad.
- Linda Belcher: This is where Gene had his first throw up.
- Gene Belcher: I remember it being in an infinity pool, but whatever.
- Tina Belcher: High chairs. That's the life.
- Gene Belcher: Why would anyone want to sit in a low chair? Every chair should have safety restraints and bears on them.
- Tina Belcher: Why'd you do it, Louise?
- Gene Belcher: You played God, and our couch wasn't even religious.
- Salesman: She's good. She convinced me to marry her sister.
- Gene Belcher: That's why she's the queen and you're not.
- Bob Belcher: I know, I know.
- Salesman: You can never be queen.
- Bob Belcher: I know!
- Bob Belcher: So, it's really happening. We're getting a new couch.
- Louise Belcher: It is and you are welcome.
- Bob Belcher: We're actually replacing Old Stinko.
- Louise Belcher: Yup.
- Bob Belcher: John Stain-mos.
- Louise Belcher: Mm-hmm.
- Bob Belcher: Old Fartcatcher.
- Louise Belcher: Okay, Dad. Take it easy. Back off a little.
- Teddy: Good news! Someone took the couch!
- Tina Belcher, Gene Belcher, Linda Belcher, Louise Belcher: Noo!
- Teddy: You guys react weird to good news.
- Gene Belcher: Yeees!