Scream Queens (TV Series)

The Hand (2016)

John Stamos: Dr. Brock Holt

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• Chanel Oberlin : Good evening, Dr. Hot. Is your hand duct taped to your leg?

  Dr. Brock Holt : Why yes, it is, yeah.

  Chanel Oberlin : Kinky!

• [Brock enters Cathy's office, drenched in blood] 

  Dr. Brock Holt : I need to talk to you.

  Cathy Munsch : Is that your blood?

  Dr. Brock Holt : No.

  Cathy Munsch : Is it the blood of someone who could be "referred to" as a murder victim?

  Dr. Brock Holt : No.

  Cathy Munsch : Last question. Is it the blood of someone who is vital to you performing this very important surgery that I am counting on you to perform?

  Dr. Brock Holt : No, it's the blood of a patient. I was doing a simple knee-replacement and my hand got all cuckoo and stabbed a patient in the femoral artery.

• Dr. Brock Holt : There was this song my au pair sang to me when I was a kid. She sang it to me when she put me to bed and it always calmed me down and helped my sleep.

  Chanel Oberlin : Okay, what's the song? The Chanels and I will sing it to you.

  Dr. Brock Holt : 99 Red Balloons.

  Chanel #5 : That song came out in 1983, which would mean you would probably be about 20. Why did you have an au pair?

• Dr. Brock Holt : See, the problem is the more stressed out I get, the more stressed out *the hand* gets. And the hand used to belong to a serial killer, so when it gets stressed, it gets scary - and lately, it's gotten a lot worse. See, the hand likes to do whatever it wants and I think it's figured out that the more worn out I get, the harder it is to control, so all it has to do is keep me tired.

• Dr. Brock Holt : I know why you're doing this. You're trying to get back at me. You're jealous because I picked Chanel over you.

  Cathy Munsch : That is absolutely correct! Because if you were screwing me, in the way that a woman like myself requires in her voracious, juicy dowdidge, then you wouldn't find yourself in this predicament. But you're not. So I *am* screwing you.

• Dr. Brock Holt : I'm the greatest surgeon who ever lived, I can do this surgery with one hand tied behind my back. In fact... that's exactly what I'm going to do.