My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea (2016)

Jason Schwartzman: Dash, Robotics Kid, Random Man, Random Woman

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• Assaf : My legs are caught under the bookcase.

  Dash : I gotta amputate!

  Assaf : Dude, just lift the bookcase.

  Dash : Oh yeah. Ok. It's kinda heavy.

  Assaf : Told you. You should have taken my mom's yoga class with me.

  Dash : You needed to lose weight not me! Yoga makes you sweat, and sweat makes me break out. Besides this is about upper body strength, yoga doesn't help with stuff like that!

  Assaf : Yoga concerns the breath and the breath concerns all.

• Gretchen : Help me, and I'll invite you to my next party I swear!

  Verti : We don't like parties.

  Gretchen : Hey, they're really cool...

  Verti : There's no way to have a meaningful conversation at a party.

  Dash : Just jump. I'm buff enough to catch you.

• Benji : Later gator masterbaiter!

  Dash : Doesn't even make any sense.

  Benji : It means you jerk off crocodiles, idiot!