Johnny Carson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : May the tiny green person in your garden be a leprechaun, and not Michael J. Fox with food poisoning.

• Johnny Carson : May God hold you in the palm of his hand, but not do push-ups when you're in there.

• Tim Conway : [to Ed]  Did you used to go to confession, and things like that? Are you still...

  Johnny Carson : There's not a priest alive that has that kind of time.