Johnny Carson: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : Canadian scientists have found that when they fed laboratory rats large amounts of ice, the rats developed hockey pucks.

• Johnny Carson : [interviewing an audience member from Essex, California - population 63]  You teach grades what, now?

  Altys Stevens : Kindergarten through eighth.

  Johnny Carson : All in one room?

  Altys Stevens : All in one room.

  Johnny Carson : At the same time?

  Altys Stevens : At the same time.

  Johnny Carson : Now, a lot of people probably wonder how that works. Tell 'em a little bit about it.

  Altys Stevens : It doesn't work.