Mom (TV Series)

Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men (2016)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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• Adam : [about meeting in person]  What do you think?

  Bonnie : Well, we did already take a nap together.

  Adam : Yeah, you snore by the way.

  Bonnie : Yeah, 20 years of doing cocaine makes you a mouth breather.

• Bonnie : [about meeting]  I'll be wearing a red scarf.

  Adam : And I'll wear a baseball cap.

  Bonnie : You're not one of those guys trying to hide a bald spot, are you?

  Adam : I have the hair of three men.

  Bonnie : As long as it's all on your head, okay.

• Bonnie : You don't drink lite beer do you? Because that would just be a deal breaker.

  Adam : Are you kidding? Half the buzz and all the pee? No way.

• Bonnie : I don't think this is awkward, do you?

  Adam : No, we're just having fun.

  Bonnie : Yeah. You hungry?

  Adam : A little.

  Bonnie : Great, let's go make a sandwich.

  [picks up phone] 

  Adam : Okay, *now* it's starting to get awkward.

• Bonnie : Jill is buying you clothes?

  Christy : Yup, I got my hair done too, top and bottom, I got a landing strip incase I get laid in the fog.

  Bonnie : What does that have to do with your job?

  Christy : Jill wanted to see how it looked on me before she did it herself. Ooh! I might be getting new boobs next week!

• Bonnie : How long were you a stunt man?

  Adam : For about 20 years.

  Bonnie : Have I seen you in anything?

  Adam : Could be. You know the movie where the guy gets in his car, starts it up and it explodes?

  Bonnie : Yeah?

  Adam : I'm that guy.

  Bonnie : Oh my God, I love you!

  Adam : So what do you do?

  Bonnie : Nothing as fancy, I'm a building manager.

  Adam : What's that?

  Bonnie : Well you know when your toilet clogs up and you call somebody and they never show up?

  Adam : Yeah?

  Bonnie : I'm that person.

  Adam : Oh wow, I hate that guy.

  Bonnie : You are not alone.

• Adam : What're you doing?

  Bonnie : Actually you just caught me stepping out of a relaxing bubble bath and I'm soaking wet. How about you?

  Adam : I just finished working out and I'm all sweaty and feeling real good about myself as a man.

  Bonnie : What're you really doing?

  Adam : Sitting in my underwear eating corn flakes watching a dog show.

  [Bonnie laughs] 

  Adam : I think the Pomeranian's gonna take the whole fricking thing. So, what're you really doing?

  Bonnie : [folding laundry]  I really just got out of the tub.

  Adam : Fine, be that way.

• Bonnie : [laughs]  You were so right about this movie.

  Adam : A whole different side of Clint Eastwood isn't it?

  Bonnie : You mean the side of Clint Eastwood that makes movies with a monkey?

  Adam : Not a monkey, he's an orangutan, he was a big jerk!

  Bonnie : You're kidding.

  Adam : I was his stunt double! He wouldn't give me the time of day.

• Bonnie : Okay, I added the eggs, now what.

  Adam : Now you put in a tablespoon of curry.

  Bonnie : A whole tablespoon?

  Adam : Trust me.

  Bonnie : [barely sprinkles in any in a spoon]  Okay, adding the curry.

  [taps spoon on the bowl] 

  Bonnie : It's all there.

  Adam : Okay, now *really* put it in.

  Bonnie : How'd you know I didn't?

  Adam : We've been talking for a while, I get the idea you have trust issues.

  Bonnie : Wow, a man who actually listens, you sure you're straight?

  Adam : Yes, said the man giving you his meatloaf recipe.

• Christy , Bonnie : I got bad news.

  Christy : Seriously? Okay, you first.

  Bonnie : Remember that temporary crown I had put in when we were in Tijuana?

  Christy : Yeah?

  Bonnie : I swallowed it.

  Christy : So you need to go to the dentist.

  Bonnie : Yeah, and both of my passports are expired.

• Bonnie : I hope you find the right woman someday.

  Adam : Is there any chance it's you?

  Bonnie : No, I'm happily married and have 11 children.

  Adam : No you don't.

  Bonnie : How do you know?

  Adam : Because nobody with 11 kids is happily married.

• Christy : You guys aren't doing phone sex or anything weird?

  Bonnie : First of all phone sex can be beautiful, but no, we're just talking.