- Bonnie: Jill is buying you clothes?
- Christy: Yup, I got my hair done too, top and bottom, I got a landing strip incase I get laid in the fog.
- Bonnie: What does that have to do with your job?
- Christy: Jill wanted to see how it looked on me before she did it herself. Ooh! I might be getting new boobs next week!
- Christy: [Jill's sleeping with a married celebrity] Does Mr. Household Name have any kids?
- Jill: Two.
- Christy: Do you want to be responsible for breaking up a family?
- Jill: I love him and he loves me.
- Christy: How do you know?
- Jill: Because he told me. Look, he's just waiting until his daughter goes to college and he's going to ask his wife for a divorce.
- Christy: How old's his daughter?
- Jill: Six.
- Bonnie: How long were you a stunt man?
- Adam: For about 20 years.
- Bonnie: Have I seen you in anything?
- Adam: Could be. You know the movie where the guy gets in his car, starts it up and it explodes?
- Bonnie: Yeah?
- Adam: I'm that guy.
- Bonnie: Oh my God, I love you!
- Adam: So what do you do?
- Bonnie: Nothing as fancy, I'm a building manager.
- Adam: What's that?
- Bonnie: Well you know when your toilet clogs up and you call somebody and they never show up?
- Adam: Yeah?
- Bonnie: I'm that person.
- Adam: Oh wow, I hate that guy.
- Bonnie: You are not alone.
- Adam: What're you doing?
- Bonnie: Actually you just caught me stepping out of a relaxing bubble bath and I'm soaking wet. How about you?
- Adam: I just finished working out and I'm all sweaty and feeling real good about myself as a man.
- Bonnie: What're you really doing?
- Adam: Sitting in my underwear eating corn flakes watching a dog show.
- [Bonnie laughs]
- Adam: I think the Pomeranian's gonna take the whole fricking thing. So, what're you really doing?
- Bonnie: [folding laundry] I really just got out of the tub.
- Adam: Fine, be that way.
- Bonnie: [laughs] You were so right about this movie.
- Adam: A whole different side of Clint Eastwood isn't it?
- Bonnie: You mean the side of Clint Eastwood that makes movies with a monkey?
- Adam: Not a monkey, he's an orangutan, he was a big jerk!
- Bonnie: You're kidding.
- Adam: I was his stunt double! He wouldn't give me the time of day.
- Bonnie: Okay, I added the eggs, now what.
- Adam: Now you put in a tablespoon of curry.
- Bonnie: A whole tablespoon?
- Adam: Trust me.
- Bonnie: [barely sprinkles in any in a spoon] Okay, adding the curry.
- [taps spoon on the bowl]
- Bonnie: It's all there.
- Adam: Okay, now *really* put it in.
- Bonnie: How'd you know I didn't?
- Adam: We've been talking for a while, I get the idea you have trust issues.
- Bonnie: Wow, a man who actually listens, you sure you're straight?
- Adam: Yes, said the man giving you his meatloaf recipe.