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For jail-bait I prefer David Hamilton
After the MILFs craze of 5 to 10 years ago died down, pornographers have turned to the old stand-by: jail-bait. It first reached full flower in the '70s and '80s by way of photographer David Hamilton and his dreamy, soft-focus films featuring beautiful young girls, but now it is the casting agents' gimmick to tap a wide potential talent pool of flat-chested women who can pass for underage while bearing birth certificates dated 1997 or earlier. Illegal kiddie porn may be heroin, but this junk is more like methadone.
The femme director Mason presents her usual slick, oh so boring package devoid of content, just the usual run-through of positions from two camera angles. Title of the video is a misnomer due to the casting of odd woman out Sara Luvv. At age 23 she's hardly preparing for Medicare, but she doesn't pass for a teen, her full natural breasts with distinctive dark nipples her calling card, plus so much screen exposure (not just porn, but on TV in series like Showtime's "Submission") that she doesn't fit the "sweet young thang" format. (I've seen her in 30 videos already.)
Sara plays a young, if not teenage, woman stuck with a lump portrayed (sort of, you can't call it acting) by Rico Strong, he of the prominent tattoos, short stature and requisite big dick. He seems depressed and Sara wants to cheer him up, but the only thing he wants is anal. That's because anal sex is as trendy in porn in 2016 as the crypto-jail-bait genre and IR, so why not all three thinks Mason?
Getting the huge cock in Sara's asshole proves to be a difficult proposition, with the video lingering over endless tries. Once fully achieved, it's clear sailing from there -generic anal action plus ATM ending in a facial. Just in time for busy Rico to scurry off to another mechanical assignment -ride the gravy train Mr. Strong until IR is no longer in fashion.
Real star of "Teens" is Goldie Rush, an ethereal blonde beauty who is too perfect to be true. As a fantasy of an underage girl she is perfect. No less than Lexington Steele, undoubtedly the most successful Black performer in porn history, is her teammate, bearing lots of facial hair for a change. At the 14-minute mark of the vignette he's about to go doggy with her when a stream of cum drips from his cock, but it's full speed ahead and the aging trouper completes the scene delivering a facial later on.
Mason takes a stab at story line action, minimal though it may be with Alina West's segment. She's got the schoolgirl look and is assigned a tutor in the form of Prince Yahshua, looking mighty uncomfortable all dressed up in a suit for a house call. No problem, the dialog is soon dispensed with and they hump pleasantly, ending in a cream pie, with Mason's camera lingering lovingly on the spunk slowly dripping out of Alina's vagina in rear view. Yes, David Hamilton could have thrived in this 21st Century environment since his more tasteful sensuality leads to a similarly languorous end state in those old soft-core videos.
Final vignette is the money section of the video, starring 2016's biggest name, Piper Perri. Mason sort of uses a concept I dreamt up over a year ago after watching several of these "studies in contrast" IR videos. Why not hire Black basketball players as the studs to deflower beautiful young actresses rather than seeking out underage-looking female talent for the other half of the equation? The height contrast automatically makes the women look younger and achieves the fantasy effect required.
Instead, Mason has Jon Jon portray a basketball player, to hump little cheerleader Piper in a gymnasium. At 6'3" Jon is no shrimp, but 4'10' Piper balances nicely with him. It's a hot scene and aesthetically Piper is definitely the one to beat in the race to simulate kiddie porn while staying completely legal.
The femme director Mason presents her usual slick, oh so boring package devoid of content, just the usual run-through of positions from two camera angles. Title of the video is a misnomer due to the casting of odd woman out Sara Luvv. At age 23 she's hardly preparing for Medicare, but she doesn't pass for a teen, her full natural breasts with distinctive dark nipples her calling card, plus so much screen exposure (not just porn, but on TV in series like Showtime's "Submission") that she doesn't fit the "sweet young thang" format. (I've seen her in 30 videos already.)
Sara plays a young, if not teenage, woman stuck with a lump portrayed (sort of, you can't call it acting) by Rico Strong, he of the prominent tattoos, short stature and requisite big dick. He seems depressed and Sara wants to cheer him up, but the only thing he wants is anal. That's because anal sex is as trendy in porn in 2016 as the crypto-jail-bait genre and IR, so why not all three thinks Mason?
Getting the huge cock in Sara's asshole proves to be a difficult proposition, with the video lingering over endless tries. Once fully achieved, it's clear sailing from there -generic anal action plus ATM ending in a facial. Just in time for busy Rico to scurry off to another mechanical assignment -ride the gravy train Mr. Strong until IR is no longer in fashion.
Real star of "Teens" is Goldie Rush, an ethereal blonde beauty who is too perfect to be true. As a fantasy of an underage girl she is perfect. No less than Lexington Steele, undoubtedly the most successful Black performer in porn history, is her teammate, bearing lots of facial hair for a change. At the 14-minute mark of the vignette he's about to go doggy with her when a stream of cum drips from his cock, but it's full speed ahead and the aging trouper completes the scene delivering a facial later on.
Mason takes a stab at story line action, minimal though it may be with Alina West's segment. She's got the schoolgirl look and is assigned a tutor in the form of Prince Yahshua, looking mighty uncomfortable all dressed up in a suit for a house call. No problem, the dialog is soon dispensed with and they hump pleasantly, ending in a cream pie, with Mason's camera lingering lovingly on the spunk slowly dripping out of Alina's vagina in rear view. Yes, David Hamilton could have thrived in this 21st Century environment since his more tasteful sensuality leads to a similarly languorous end state in those old soft-core videos.
Final vignette is the money section of the video, starring 2016's biggest name, Piper Perri. Mason sort of uses a concept I dreamt up over a year ago after watching several of these "studies in contrast" IR videos. Why not hire Black basketball players as the studs to deflower beautiful young actresses rather than seeking out underage-looking female talent for the other half of the equation? The height contrast automatically makes the women look younger and achieves the fantasy effect required.
Instead, Mason has Jon Jon portray a basketball player, to hump little cheerleader Piper in a gymnasium. At 6'3" Jon is no shrimp, but 4'10' Piper balances nicely with him. It's a hot scene and aesthetically Piper is definitely the one to beat in the race to simulate kiddie porn while staying completely legal.
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- lor_
- May 25, 2016
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