Mom (TV Series)

Beast Mode and Old People Kissing (2016)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

• Travis : Jodi told me stories about you guys, she said she met some older women that were really great. One is smart and kind and always helping people.

  [Marjorie beams] 

  Jill : That's me.

  Travis : And she told me one of you punched a camel?

  Bonnie : It was a long time ago and I was really drunk and he wouldn't give me a cigarette.

  Travis : Who's the one that cries all the time?

  Wendy : Oh yeah that's me!

• Christy : I just wanted to go up to Travis and beat the crap out of him after the meeting.

  Marjorie : Oh please, like a 100 pound woman could do any damage.

  Christy : Hey, I have a whole Beast Mode people don't know about.

  Bonnie : What have I told you? Ladies don't use their fists, that's what cars are for.

  [later to Marjorie] 

  Bonnie : You know, we all follow you around like you're some wise woman, but you're just a lunatic.

  Marjorie : You want to run him over with a car and *I'm* the lunatic?

  Bonnie : Not run him over, just send a message.

• Bonnie : This wheelchair is fun, it makes getting stuff out of the kitchen so much more convenient.

  Adam : Yeah, that's what I say every morning, 'This wheelchair is so *convenient*'.

• Jill : Travis didn't make Jodi shoot up.

  Christy : Yeah, but he brought drugs into the apartment of a woman who was just barely 6 months sober.

  Marjorie : And now Travis is trying to get sober, and it's our job to help him.

  Jill : I agree with Marjorie.

  Wendy : Me too.

  Bonnie : Well, it's just you and me.

  Christy : [growls]  I hate when that happens.

• Bonnie : Why can't you be normal and just hate?