Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Batman vs. Superman (2016)

Joe Vargas: Angry Joe, Superman

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• Nostalgia Critic : Superman dies... in the second movie?

  Zack Snyder : Well don't forget there's even more than that. We use even MORE Jesus symbolism. Don't worry, we'll get through all the stations of the Cross. Luthor is sent to jail. And just when you think he's really gone for good, a few specks of dirt rise from his coffin, hinting that maybe... just maybe... he'll come back. Thus, we have combined the most famous Batman and Superman stories into one emotional package giving you exactly what you've always wanted to see. C'mon!

  Angry Joe : [stands up calmly, then rage]  Nooooooooooooo! You know what I wanna see?

  Zack Snyder : [scared]  N-no...?

  Angry Joe : I wanna see the Justice League at his funeral, but now I can't! I wanna see a hero slowly stripped of his life in the ultimate battle instead of just simply being stabbed in one swoop, but now I can't! I wanna build a connection with THIS Superman the same way he built a connection with me in hundreds of different stories, but now I can't! I want to fear that this might be the last time that Superman doesn't make it back, but now I can't! How many comics were there before Superman died?

  Zack Snyder : [scared]  I don't know...

  Angry Joe : Hundreds! Thousands! And how many movies did you have him in?

  Zack Snyder : T-two...

  Angry Joe : Two! you killed him in two movies, and you barely even focused on him! You know what I wanna see? I wanna see you EARN Superman's death! This isn't fucking Jimmy Olsen, this is Goddamn Superman! He deserves your time and respect!

  [sits back down] 

  Nostalgia Critic : [calm]  Ditto.