- Christy: Don't leave me alone with Wendy, she's mean!
- Wendy: [sticks her head in the door] Do you WANT me to put a catheter in you? Do you want that? Because I am happy to do it!
- [slams door]
- Jill Kendall: [horrified] You'd really be happy about that?
- Wendy: A little, yeah.
- Christy: [congested voice] Let's see... courts closed to a jury are only allowed in cases of... trade secrets... intimidation of witnesses, and... what is it? I saw it on Law & Order... dun dun... dun dun... to protect the identity of a juvenile.
- [looks at card]
- Christy: YES! The prosecution rests... and possibly dies.